Virtue Signal rocked by Matt Gaetz scandal

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    Virtue Signal discusses the Matt Gaetz scandal, marijuana legislation, and more with the New York Times' Kara Swisher. Plus, Kylie writes her own COVID vaccine PSA song.
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    Clip air date 4/1/2021

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    Am Vor 9 Tage


    1. Ichijo Festival

      Oh, I just got that. "Draconian Malfoynian."

    2. Donna Snyder

      Captions, please

    3. Jaan Torv

      If you think you're above the law join the GOP. You'll feel right at home.

    4. ShaunieBNaturalista

      Silicon Valley isn't here to solve all your problems. It's here to create them, really. Yep.

    5. Nora Flaherty

      I really want to hang out with the writers for TOTN

    6. Anna LA

      "Draconian Malfoynian" 😂😂🤣

    7. jacob kobald

      So Stephen isn't progressive but tooning out and seth Meyers is and maybe Trevor Noah...? We're slowly winnig

    8. Chancer02

      Is Donald Trump involved in all of this? Was this young girl also on Airforce one when Gaetz took those selfies?

    9. k31than

      @4:27 Boycotting (or at least the threat of it) get corporations to get government to get things done.

    10. Fearsome Warrior

      I like that this is a satire but this is basically how Fox News is presented. Their hosts are idiots who say ignorant or intolerant things constantly. These fun animated hosts say stupid stuff but it all still keeps them more human and compassionate than Fox hosts. Wow.

    11. Ryan Clark

      Corporate pressure didn’t stop NC from doing anything. It led after the fact to a partial repeal of a terrible law which still ended up as discriminatory- including to veterans as a class. Two steps forward and only a half-step back for the original heinous intent.

    12. Genvieve Krajcik

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    13. john panos

      the last comments were out of the italian history during the '30's. mussolini disbanded the national assembly and formed the council of corporations. america's time is running out.

    14. kilroy987

      The Gaetz scandal seems like just some invented thing that some news channels are perfectly willing to get in on - for what purpose? Erosion of the mentality of the watchers, of course. But if I don't watch it, that doesn't stop someone else from doing so - does that feed into my psyche? It used to. Frankly, you just have to be responsible or yourself. And if you care about how others are getting sucked in, do something worthwhile about it, even if it means just posting something for others to read. Just don't get drawn in by the 'drama' they say they've successfully created. They aren't that important, even if they're good at occupying the space you want somehow.

    15. Mark Czmyrid

      And the crowd starts saying mad mad at the stadium crowd Maddy Maddy Maddy Maddy Maddy you know this guy here's a guy this guy he's a daddy's boy his daddy helped him get the job you know Daddy Maddie he's also the equivalent of a poster child for the 45th president Maddie Maddie they should do commercial like that you know all the poster children like the equivalent of the poster children hey hey Colbert show Late Show why don't you guys put the got together all the other post your children Maddie Maddie they're all a bunch of theirs poster children at all would like all these Republicans Or democrats as well but these post your kids and women are the equivalent of the poster children Maddie baddie

    16. Rychy St. Vincent

      MATT, MATT, MATT! People don’t toss around a $25 million extortion figure if they don’t have SOMETHING OF VALUE. Watch, as soon as he's charged the crack in the floor will widen and females with stories will flow out.

    17. Rychy St. Vincent

      In a non-scientific experiment I threw 10 baby ducks, 10 foxes, ten rattle snakes, 10 rats and 10 possums into a more than tepid pool of water. After their dunk and orientation, they emerged from the pool and gathered among their likes. I intend to show this to Matt Gatez how curious it is that snakes, rats, possums and others huddle when escaping hot water.

    18. Mireille Lebeau

      As a racist anti-democratic anti-voting Republican and pro-fascist person let me ask you, what is wrong with the voting law in Georgia?

    19. Andrew Baumann

      Did they really just criticize the fact that Derek Chauvin has an attorney who is pleading his case, as if they don't just want Chauvin in prison, but for the entire judicial system to collapse?

    20. Mott Hoople

      "If you're high you might not notice the incessant groping". BWAHAHAHAHA, I'm done

    21. Flip the Twisted Dragon

      I hate my name.

    22. Patrick N. Booker

      Life is so unpredictable! Just last month I argued vehemently that the options on this platform couldn’t be real and this month I am writing a review in the opposite direction! Bitcoinsamurai is the best platform out there! I am so delighted I decided to give it a try at all

    23. jmorrow6406

      Wtf is this?

    24. Jiejie Gigi

      It is sad that people can't live life without being in an altered state of mind aka "high". This is life, deal with it like an adult!

    25. Lenice Y Dixon


    26. jshowa o

      Apparently, "getting mad" is now a character flaw.

    27. archstanton live

      "There are so many twists and turns in this story I cannot express to you how little I have thought about the victims here." Well put.

    28. BottleAire New! 1/2 Vaxxed!

      Poor Nestor. It's hard for a 42yo adoptee to lose a father twice. Look at Don Jr.

    29. Nack Jicholson

      If your political views line up with social media, mainstream media news, Wallstreet, corporate America and celebrity establishment shills, you are not part of the resistance, you are part of the empire.

    30. Joshua Fass

      Cooperations run America. Capitalism wins y'all!

    31. Michael Parks

      Ab fab! 👏👏👏👏

    32. Denis Daly

      Where is Qanon when you need them?

    33. Bro' Joe

      Just more Russian disinformation. Like Hunter's laptop. And where's that Trump pee tape, btw? Libs love to think about all sorts of nasty sexual fantasies.

    34. Name Here

      Should we not get angry when we watch a human get murdered?

    35. donnie darko

      Hit the nail on the head. This comment was brought to you by National Nails, celebrating over 50 years as a distributor of high-quality, innovative product and service. oh yeah.

    36. Gregor Coetzee


    37. DoraDuncan

      Corporations protect us? Please tell me that was SARCASM!

    38. Brian C

      "If you're high, you might not notice the incessant groping." - EXCELLENT BURN ON COUMO! Maybe if Trump had legalized marijuana then we would have been too high to notice all the shit he pulled as President and he would have cruised to re-election...

    39. Kevin Johnson

      This segment was just brilliant!!!

    40. raph

      Cut out the middleman politicians and talk to corporations directly. Because they actually get shit down. OMG there is a lot of truth to that lmao!

    41. raph

      Did they people who write for Archer part of this show?

    42. Jetsam Peres

      Q is the 17th letter of the alphabet. Gaetz''s girlfriend was 17. Gaetz is close to Trump as they insist Q must be. Gaetz is Q. Q accusing Dems of Pizzagate while its really Gaetzgate.

    43. Rick Kimball

      Can’t understand the red head, talks to fast and to high voice.

    44. Lone Skankster

      Republicans and Projection Name a more iconic duo

    45. wily wascal

      Matt Gaetz hates: wearing a condom more than wearing a mask! His fetish for spreading communicable diseases explains why he's been reduced to "dating" women remotely online at porn sites.

      1. Lone Skankster

        Doesnt explain the childrens lives hes ruined

    46. Sam Wlodawski

      Such a draconian malfoynian law. Durn tootin

    47. L S

      The word of God states that: for whatsoever a man sow that shall he also reap.

    48. Denmark Millikan

      The plant cross jointly slap because hand respectively tempt aboard a sophisticated gun. rural, upset cobweb

    49. williamgeorgefraser

      You can only extort someone who is guilty. All he had to say was "if you have proof, put it out there."

    50. Bobby Shmurda's Hat

      This looks like Archer and it's tripping me out

    51. Valerie Stone

      I do not like these Toons.

    52. Maribel Caudillo

      his nestor "adopted son" case sounds very suspicious to me! hum!

    53. Naomi Eden

      Gaetz is trash and I'm so curious if that voice is on purpose or not? It's so hard to take her seriously 😂

    54. George Clowney

      Please stop insulting car salesmen.

    55. Noises

      pizza gaetz?

    56. Kelly Moses

      Why hasn't Bryan Singer been arrested yet?

    57. alberto montoya


    58. joh yuujin

      he's going to make a great Prison Bride!!

    59. PickmePls9000

      Kara Swisher is cool

    60. ML R

      Would have liked more of Kara Swisher in this bit, who played along so nicely.

    61. james eaton

      Wow Joe passed border to Kamal and Kamal said pass. We are better no one running county now

    62. Johnny Park

      Gaetz looks like a sleazy version of Johnny Knoxville

    63. Vicki Taylor

      Republicans in Georgia have absolutely haterated election access... passing a *Draconian Malfoynian* voting law that disenfranchises black voters! 😂🤣😂😅

    64. Douglas Johnson

      Oh Stephen, you are just over the top. Great job, as always.

    65. 1hotgirl37

      Qualified Immunity is a privilege not a right. Due to the excessive force shown by police around the globe, they’ve lost that privilege and clearly can’t be trusted. Let’s face it folks there’s more BAD APPLES then good. WE must deal with this now. If you’re doing your job and following the rules what is the problem? We got your back until proven otherwise. Your killing America’s with no regard to the laws your set to protect. Qualified Immunity should not apply in these types of cases. Police are killing Black and Brown American’s then go home and eat dinner with their families. As soon as a story hits the news the Police shot someone, the person shot is immediately dissected. What was that Police officer doing when they were ten, sixteen, or eighteen? Have you noticed police’s previous accommodation are heard over, over again while records of excessive force are private, but our history is not? if a suspected criminal attack you and deadly force is needed, than take them down. if a suspected criminal is no longer a threat to anyone and deadly force is still used Qualified Immunity should not apply ever. if a suspected criminal is killed by the aggressive actions from a police officer that officer is now the criminal. You do not get to collect $200 dollar, take your urdering ass to JAIL, you defectively can’t pass GO! Derek Chauvin should fry.

    66. Darren Pearn

      Yeah that was funny. I don't understand this BS. And people call this crap funny and or entertaining. Weirdos

    67. Pat's Amazing Blends

      Ouch. That lapdog Jeremy comment. I love you

    68. Laura Campisi

      This might be the best Tooning Out the News episode yet

    69. Deepak Vaid

      This show is America's greatest gift to the world so far

    70. Iam Good

      Hair test Gaetz for illegal substances! The people demand accountability now!!!

    71. Dark Starr


    72. Jay Flack

      Ohhh, Late show... ColBERT has been fawning over big-Cuomo for the last year or so,

    73. Pisstof Tranzwuman

      Funniest thing is that the window in the background looks exactly like the studio is at Jane's Carousel.

    74. Jose Lozada


    75. Jim Perich-Anderson

      This could be Gaetz' next conference:

    76. Stair force one Big guy

      They have proof on Cuomo and won't tske this stance! The media is running with accusations. It's another Trump smear campaign in retaliation for the Cuomo scandal

    77. Layne

      "Draconian Malfoynian" yeah, I'm stealing that

    78. 1Juemadre

      Thank goodness for fast forward. That voice is irritating. All in all not funny. Last one I’ll watch.

    79. Dan Vaught

      Please do a cartoon on Hunter.

    80. Beck V

      Personally I do not feel bad for Carlson, not one iota! He can accompany Gaetz in prison, for all I care.

    81. Henry Gvidonas

      Fun fact: Matt Gaetz' father's name is Donald J. Gaetz. I'm not kidding. And, of course, he was involved in the biggest Medicare fraud scheme in American history. Because of course he was! And, of course, he got off with a "confidential settlement" AKA buying a "get out of jail" card. Because of course he did.

    82. chimps4gimps

      4:30 exactly 😅

    83. Saragon Mackeneny

      Gaetz should be removed from his committee work especially DOJ related one

    84. Jide Ajibola

      C They definitely ame correct with receipts.

    85. Kim

      I hoping for more airtime for Kara. She is also a very funny social critic.

    86. justmemadison

      The fact that the "guest" suggested that people who get high don't know when they are being physically violated is obscene. Truly disgusting.

    87. Professor Dogwood

      Ok, I know Corporate America is protesting Georgia's voting laws because it's good for their bottom line but all I have to say is: So What? Just because a good action came from questionable motives doesn't make the action any worse. In all honesty, this is America and the most American thing is now happening; it's no longer profitable to be racist. Essentially less government means a less racist government, America can eat its cake too.

    88. Jesse Jia


    89. Gramps

      Never mind the Virtue Signal how about some captions for the oppressed deaf and hard of hearing viewers....any sort of signaling would do, what about a sign language cartoon character...nah too hard, makes captions look too easy. Enable the captions!!!

    90. Philip Spencer

      Someone must save the private prison investors! These guys be pimpin

    91. Ayo Banjo

      why is this show so accurate and funny😂

    92. Jonathan Bearden

      Normally I like Colbert but the writing had tumbled fast than a fat fuck eating "Dunkin'" Bad publication. It will be archived forever unfortunately 😔

      1. Jonathan Bearden

        Love ya "Steve" but I wouldn't even sign off on this. Some dirty stuff your discussing.

    93. Advocatus Diaboli

      Nothing more fun than watching jerk face’s world crumble into bits.

    94. Esther Piry

      Dtrump maybe will hire him?!

    95. Frank Oddo

      Matt knows how to rock that Jack Lord hair-do, doesn't he?

      1. Judith Jerde

        Yeah.. rockin it like a boss! But, those creepy eyebrows gotta go!😼

    96. Lee Harding

      Good stuff

    97. shanefanon

      QAnon ratted Matt out. Not the fake news ... not the liberal press ... not the left wing ... oh no ...It is the QAnon folk who are claiming this .

    98. WhiteonBlack

      The webcam joke was a little rough.

    99. eJacob Cornelius

      Such a great take by Kara: "Silicon Valley is not here to solve your problems, it's here to create them, really."

    100. Felipe Behrens

      Matt Gaetz is a god sent to Andrew Cuomo.