John Boehner Tries Narrating Audiobooks

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    1. - Beeman

      What, no jokes about him crying?

    2. Umbrella With no videos or content?!?!

      The Voiceover sounded so like him it may as well have actually been Boehner.

    3. Alex M

      This is why they're afraid of immigrants. We let a Cuban-Canadian get too deep in our government. Who can you trust anymore??

    4. Why do Ted Cruz still have a job?

    5. Jordyin Ashcroft

      OMG I Love This !!!!! 😂😍😂😍😂

    6. cattus lavandula

      I can't believe I agree with John Boehner on something. (keep drinking the wine, it seems to be working well)

    7. Stair force one Big guy

      Yawwwwn. Try harder john

    8. Grant Tyler

      John boner lol

    9. Cynthia Brent


    10. G M

      I thought it was pronounced Boner

    11. Agnes Galvez,MS, RDN, LDN


    12. Associates & GIvens

      He didn’t have a bottle of anything; he sounds like he’s been hitting a bong! You know his daughter married a man from Jamaica? I wonder was he the one who told John The Cryer all about the joys of grass? He sure signed to be a spokesperson/pitchman and shareholder!

    13. Celtic Batman

      I'm John Boehner and don't forget I am a weed exec now.

    14. Lola Lee

      Lol... compared to them current decayed GOP members, Boehner is a decent man.

    15. ctwatcher

      Does he do the bong or does he vape so no one smells the marijuana mixed with gin, whiskey and rum? Because when old men like him that profit off drug usage for kids talk it makes him look like a dirty commie drug trafficker from the board with Michael Steele another idiot child abuser. When does Israel grow all the medical marijuana for EU unlike Boehner grows rec weed for kids?

    16. Keith Whiteley

      Boehner was a useless piece of (&@$ a rino and slime. Don't buy any of his junk

    17. Oldskool Pautz


    18. Lux

      In vino veritas.

    19. James

      Thank god this racist diP$Hit is retiring.

    20. peziki

      I used to detest John Boner when he was in the Congress.... now he's turned me around. Welcome back, Boner.

    21. walter brown

      Back in the day John boehner was a straight-up Conservative Republican but he will get in your face and put his foot in anybody's behind if you want to go toe to toe with him !

    22. ThePolishRedneck

      John Boehner has blown way too many Chinese ding-dongs to admit it. He comes off in his book trying to make MONEY off of TRUMP's legacy, by claiming Trump caused the riots on Jan 6th,, It was the Democrats who caused every ounce of tension that day and many many more prior to and since that bitter day. Everyone says there was NO proof of fraud, when there was more proof than any court has ever needed to lock up BLACK Americans over the years. The courts tied Trump's hands and would NOT allow him to have his day in court, like every American is entitled to,, but hey,, lokk at Boehner now,, he's making money off of Trump's name, just like so many other haters are trying to do,,, ONLY IN AMERICA FOLKS,,, lol

    23. Arabella Dalton

      💫🅿️®️ℹ️🆅🅰️🆃🅴 🅽🆄🅳🅴💫 𝙏𝙖𝙥𝙃𝙚𝙧𝙚 :☞ 今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです!この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね!1万人を超える人が見ていたもん(笑)やっぱり人参最高!まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした 💖🖤在整個人類歷史上,強者,富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落,氏族,城鎮,城市和鄉村中的弱者,無`'守和貧窮成員。然而,人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕,被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式,並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。. 說到食物,不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反,他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔,切塊,調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類,在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類,並且學會了使用芳香的木煙(如山核桃,山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味g食物煮的時候!!

    24. Margaret Wheeler

      B.e.S.T f'u''l'l D.a.T.i.n.G h.o.T G.i.r.L's -L-o-V-e-S-e-X---❤️😘 ..👍 Clickhere 今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです!この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね!1万人を超える人が見ていたもん(笑)やっぱり人参最高!まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした 💖🖤在整個人類歷史上,強者,富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落,氏族,城鎮,城市和鄉村中的弱者,無`'守和貧窮成員。然而,人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕,被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式,並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。. 說到食物,不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反,他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔,切塊,調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類,在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類,並且學會了使用芳香的木煙(如山核桃,山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味g食物煮的時候##

    25. Arne von Torgau

      Cancun Ted is just entertainment.

    26. JammastaJ23

      Maybe detesting Ted Cruz will be the common ground all Americans can rally behind in a show of unprecedented unity.

    27. Melissa H

      One of the problems with Republicans is a willingness to suspend reality. Boehner becomes "Ba-ner" ... ok, sure.

    28. sealand000

      Ted Cruz should be president; he's the only one who can unite both sides of the aisle - in their hatred of him!

    29. Decimation Juvenile

      Yea but... his dicipuls can read really really fast! Not sure about that comprehension tho...

    30. Eriq Kunz

      Stephen, I really and truly do NOT know how you and your staff could even consider taking a week off!!! Vacation?????? We RELY on you from day to day to keep us in the best possible jocularity due to the constant bad (horrible) news about the GOP, so please, please, PLEASE stop taking time off!! With much love, Eriq

    31. Gringo


    32. ScaryEducatedChic

      That has to help Ohio redeem itself a little from the sh!tshow that is Gym Jordan.

    33. Grim D

      "I'm a f###ing idiot. The end." LMAO

    34. o

      Cruz keeps pooping on his immigrant Latino heritage. No more years!

    35. prez truman

      Trump: “Ted, your wife is ugly.” Cruz: “Donald, I object! Now, can I please wash your shorts?”

    36. Rain9Quinn


    37. iChillypepper

      F John Boehner too! He gave us people like Paul Ryan and enabled the rise of trump, Ted Cruz, the tea party - he’s not blameless. He’s just trying to sell books now

    38. Henry Gvidonas

      Yeah, John "Tobacco Bucks" Boehner can piss off. He doesn't get a redemption arc, he's responsible for a lot of what the GOP has done to the US and the entire world. The current monster is his creation, too. Stop giving super-corrupt pre-Trump era scumbags in the Republican party like him a pass! Being disgusted by Cancun Ted doesn't make one a good human being - it just means you haven't been in a coma for the last twenty years.

    39. vash121086


    40. Bonnie Randle

      I am from Texas, and I support these remarks.

    41. Joseph Q

      💜2021✨ pass the Word... #MillenniumLanceAndTheOpenScroll 🌹 #Daniel Chapters 8 thru 12 💜😎

    42. Krispyfort02

      Ted Cruz sounds like he'd fit right in with the Liberals 🇦🇺🌏

    43. Maui Me

      He’s a weed smoker now too. LOL!

    44. annemette frederiksen

      He could be drunk as a skunk and still make more sense then Cancun Cruz

    45. 14beautifulpeople


    46. Jack B

      I hear John Bercow is unemployed right meow. We need his enormous collection of wonky ties in the Speaker's seat, and a 2 drink minimum in Congress. Like the House of Commons.

    47. Will Mallory

      For those who hate Obama, John Boehner is the only Republican who is reputable enough to compete.

    48. David Allen

      Why ae you being so nice to Ted Cruz?

    49. James Pardue

      The republicans just keep writing their own comedy skewers, with shrimp and Thai hot sweet sauce.. Delicious.

    50. blackearl7891

      Look I can go for hours just listening to anyone bashing that moped pathetic creature ted cruz

    51. Christian Haimet

      Crazy to think we would miss George Bush Jr. and John Boehner so much one day compared to the current GOP

      1. Christian Haimet

        @Jindrich Zapletal omg yeah, but we're literally going to have to have like Cthulu or nuclear war happen to us for something like that to happen, and even then, it will probably have been their fault.

      2. Jindrich Zapletal

        worst thing is, if history is any guide, times will come when we are going to miss the current GOP

    52. Simon Maguire

      Surely that’s pronounced Boner

    53. Rich Sackett

      That's the best John Boehner impression I've ever heard. That's the only John Boehner impression I've ever heard.

    54. Nack Jicholson

      "The poor kids are just as smart as the white kids. " - Joe Biden, Democrat

    55. Jack A Lope

      Good one.

    56. BlueBaron3339

      This video needs a serious warning: Do Not Watch While Consuming Any Food or Beverage. I learned this the hard way....

    57. rick balls

      They're all diluted about themselves.

      1. Maria G.


    58. Cybr Friends

      I bought Ted Cruz book since is cheaper than toilet paper, ouch.

    59. RustyTube

      In vino veritas.

    60. Luntershaptop Fukinov

      When you have to report on John Boehner (is he even still alive? LOL), you know a grifter like homophobe-Colbert doesn’t want you seeing Biden’s 15,000 kids in cages or studying about his Cuomosexual fantasies and NY nursing home death camps, right?

    61. Luntershaptop Fukinov

      So, I guess this is going to be 4 years of leftists in Hollywood dragging up dead bones of past republicans or ANYTHING to get their dumbed down audience distracted from the 6,000 kids Biden has in cages at the border,skyrocketing fuel and energy costs, and squadrons of his pal Xi’s bombers flying over Taipei ?

    62. HereIgoAgain

      Amazing Cruz, how sweet the sound to a taxpayer like me. Once I was rich. Now I am filthy rich. Tis Cruz that taught me to graft.

    63. Patty Donohue

      Ok, no fair. I just laughed so hard, I spit out the coffee in my mouth while knocking over the fresh-brewed cup in my hand. It was worth it.

    64. Andrews2490

      Lol, but yet Ted Cruz, and I don't understand why is still a senator. Smfh.

    65. MSNBC

      John boner

    66. Greg DeBree

      Pronounce BONER

    67. Shawn Johnson

      Kinda get the impression that he doesn't like Ted Cruz. 🤣

    68. simon

      Anyone else getting Jack Daniel ads before this?

    69. James Lade


    70. Samantha 1st

      Wow Boehner finally being honest, great, thats real

    71. Joseph Kirby

      Is that the voice of Optimus Prime, among other famous characters?

    72. Calder Wishne

      Is that Boehner quote for real? Did he tell Ted Cruz to go fuck himself?

    73. wev71

      anybody else think his name was pronounced boner

    74. Daves Ontherocks

      At least his hair was real... trump.

    75. Jürgen Sven Fuchs

      This "fuck you" is harmless compared to how Boehner bashed the entire cabal in POLITICO:

    76. Sal K

      Cruising to mexico turd . What a red dingle berry .

    77. Derek Ho 2013's

      John Boehner new auto-book

    78. Annie Eliza

      Was he smoking weed since he is a lobbyist for a weed company?!?

      1. Ivy94F Dallas

        Hell, I hope he slips a few edibles in the GOP lunches so they can chill the hell out and leave ppl alone.

    79. Mat Broomfield


    80. Lori Goshert

      "Please have a new episode, please have a new episode, please have a new episode ... Yes!"

    81. gayle curry

      Chapter one : You want the truth? I'm a f**cking idiot. The end. - most concise chapter ever written.

      1. Campbell Cutler

        Chapter 1: fuck you. The end.

    82. Laura

      and yet you ha d a blind eye to what was happening while you were in congress as gop leader I haven't forgot and your tears didn't save you

    83. Tabitha Rodela

      I 100% believe that is the actual contents of Ted Cruz’s book.

    84. IeatyellowSNO

      Never forget John sang the Uncle Remus song in his skit with Obama. Messy.

    85. The Great Catsby

      This one I'm gonna save in my DEcameras library under HILARIOUS 🤣👍

    86. New Message

      I'm just surprised he got through it without bursting into tears.

      1. ScaryEducatedChic

        I burst into tears laughing so hard. Ted Cruz sucks.

      2. BottleAire New! 1/2 Vaxxed!

        @MonkeyJedi99 No worries there. I don't even know what that is. Scotched up, it's more of a smirking, half-sung growl, tonal style... Don't even need words, but I'm convinced everyone understands me.

      3. MonkeyJedi99

        @BottleAire New! 1/2 Vaxxed! Dear Pasta! Tell us it isn't Vogon poetry!!!

      4. BottleAire New! 1/2 Vaxxed!

        Drench me in red wine for a few days and I get misty eyed. For full tears, fill me with single malt scotch, but be forewarned, I may attempt poetry.

      5. Helen Patterson

        Even when he was speaker of the house, the hypocrisy of the Republicans was enough to make any HONEST American cry.

    87. Louie San Luis

      Ted Cruz really has a thick face to feel all of these insults to him. Well, he doesn't learn any lesson anyway.

    88. Napoléon I Bonaparte

      Someone should make the book "I do not like this man, Ted Cruz" by Johnny O.

    89. Space Force Commander, General Stabled Genius

      Something in life better not knowing: Ted Cruz wrote a book. (Ignorance is bliss.)

    90. Ayad Ali

      😂😂😂That last one was the shortest audiobook ever!🤣🤣🤣

    91. Leonaza7

      It always amazes me how Republican politicians are mostly decent people before they are elected and mostly decent people after they are no longer in office, but insufferable assholes or worse while they serve.

      1. Valerie J. Norse

        @Maria G. -- Exactly. He was the one who said they weren't just the party of no, they were the party of Hell no, and he took great pleasure in saying it.

      2. Maria G.

        Boehner hating Cruz, or saying the crazies took over the GOP doesn’t turn him into a good guy. He wasn’t doing anything to stop the alt-right & alt-reality gang while he was in office

      3. Krispyfort02

        Scott Morrison was once decent??

      4. Gaile Oxstain

        I would disagree by saying Trump is still an a-hole even after his political career, but then again he was never a politician to begin with.

    92. h7opolo


    93. CAP198462

      “In all the deeds of Melkor and Morgoth upon Arda, in his vast works and in the details of his cunning, Ted Cruz had a part, that was an a**hole” John Boehner reading The Silmarillion

      1. Beeble Brox

        The Silmarillion 😵

    94. mel welker

      Congratulations John, all the way from Australia 😘🇦🇺. I agree 100%, Rafael can go f_ck himself !!😂🍷

    95. Retired

      Ted Cruz is Texas Garbage that no one wants to throw out of the office.

    96. DJL66

      John who? Someone’s drunk, retired, overly tan uncle from Scottsdale?

    97. Claudia Quevedo-Archila

      Best Datting Click 🔽 在整個人類歷史上,強者,富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落,氏族,城鎮,城市和鄉村中的弱者,無`'守和貧窮成員。然而,人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕,被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式,並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。 說到食物,不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反,他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔,切塊,調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類,在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類,並且學會了使用芳香的木煙(如山核桃,山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味食物煮的時候 1617705656

    98. Ricky Harvey

      I miss seeing this guy crying on tv those days were so funny when obongo was trying to get his obongo care passed

    99. Jeanette Schock

      I'm John Boehner join me as I drink my way thru a book

    100. Lori Cannon

      Ha ha ha ha John, you redeemed yourself. Cheers 🥂.

      1. susan schaub