Matt Gaetz's Sea Captain Attorney tries to shut him up

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    While Matt Gaetz says increasingly incriminating things to Tucker Carlson, his attorney desperately tries to get him to stop talking.
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    Clip air date 4/1/2021

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    Am Vor 10 Tage


    1. ebattleon

      Tucker getting hit by anchor, now that would be worth watching Fox for.

    2. Kimberly Bogert

      the child thing made me kinda uncomfty tho..😓But the rest was funny tho.😂

    3. كلمة الحق

      Announcing the appointed time for night of Al-Qadr is better than a thousand months, to him among you who will go forward or will remain behind.. Imam Mahdi Nasser Mohammad Al-Yemeni 18 - Rajab - 1442 AH 02 - 03 - 2021 AD 04:12 pm (According to the official time of [Mecca] mother of towns) _____________ Announcing the appointed time for night of Al-Qadr is better than a thousand months, to him among you who will go forward or will remain behind.. O people of Yemen, if Allah did not invade you yet by Allah’s minute soldiers that is strongest in prowess then know the sure knowledge that sign of deluge of Saba the violent torrent against Yemen in general is a definite inevitable sign to befall. O community of the worlds, we announce to you successive signs of chastisement (by) air, land and sea for the worlds, in addition to what will Allah increase against you of what you call it corona yet it is not corona! Verily, get the bad news of new soldiers of Allah and (it has) severe prowess than what you call it corona from what you did not think! As the Arabic proverb says: (You surely did not see but a hair from a camel's ear). In fact, the exceedingly firm scheme is coming from Lord of the worlds in the very-near future and it would nullify your entire vaccines, so it would not avail a thing from Allah’s plan against you only as what avails the thirsty one, as a mirage in a desert, which the thirsty (person) deems to be water, until, when he comes to it, he finds it nothing. O people of Yemen, if Allah did inflict you with the soldier of corona surely He will not pat on your heads while you turn away yet the Imam Mahdi is among you! Accordingly, I am the Imam Mahdi assuring you the coming of deluge sign the violent torrent of Eram Valley and against the whole of Yemen in general. Do not approach what the floods will reveal. Surely it is the possession of Imam Mahdi Nasser Mohammad Al-Yemeni khalifa of Allah over Yemen and the whole world for each of you a share of it and a share for the economically collapsed regions in countries of the worlds because Yemen is the capital of the Global Islamic Khilafa. And what Allah did not hide in vain the kingdom of the Yemeni former ancient nations. In fact it is for Allah’s khalifa over the worlds in a decree made absolute in the written Book to build Yemen the Capital of the global Islamic Khilafa, so after subjecting necks of (followers) of the parties in Yemen to humble for Allah’s khalifa; the Imam Mahdi Nasser Mohammad; then surely for each incidence there is a speech. O Ali Abdallah Saleh, surely the floods will get you out from your hidden pit wherever you are! Surely I know that I did not make a lie against Allah that you are a sign of ratification for the worlds in spite of your nose! And you will indeed come to know that we are truthful in everything with Allah’s permission! And I do not limit the appointed time of chastisement, we only confirm its coming, and judgement is for Allah the Best of conquers, and peace be upon the messengers, and praise be to Allah Lord of the worlds.. Allah’s khalifa and His servant; the Imam Mahdi Nasser Mohammad Al-Yemeni. ____________ .،

    4. Delbane Ren

      Seth Meyers has a legit lawsuit brewing here...

    5. Mark Heimweh

      Beavis, Butthead and Dickbrain

    6. David Shue

      Those two remind me of evil starsky and hutch but instead of a red and white torino it's an unmarked panel van..

    7. Kristin Bradshaw

      I need a sea shanty.

    8. Mr. lolol


    9. WiredGaming

      lmfao !!!

    10. James Lavoie

      Typical trump Republican

    11. CRK Productions

      An idiot talking to an idiot.

    12. E. S.

      Wow. Comedy sucks now.

    13. D Parks

      Lolita on the DVD player

    14. JJ Deadhead

      Well maybe Q got the underling criminal action right; just the wrong party?

    15. Jose Mondragon

      "Nestor's on the boat" 😂😂😂

    16. casimiro diaz

      It's incredible how there has never been a joke about a laptop in this show, or about events in the border.

    17. Jake Baker

      I hear you....

    18. Billy Bob

      How do you determine if you are winning an argument against a leftist nutjob? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . They call you a racist, homophobic or sexist.

    19. BAtkinson

      Ehhh whatever.

    20. A. J. Rivera

      Is anyone at all surprised by this?

    21. blue kitty

      Apparently matty gatze had a picture of a naked girl with a hula hoop on his phone, twisted f**k!

    22. Jackie Lewis

      You need to be locked up messing with the minors 🗝️🗝️🗝️🗝️

    23. PDorD

      You can read all about Gaetz at under Bevis and Butthead lineage.

    24. Chief Wiggum

      Tucker Carlson's standard expression actually works very well here

    25. Juan Ortega

      Gaetz looks lije ace ventura 😂

    26. Gosia Bryn

      It sucks that parts of the show are not uploaded to YT anymore, it was my morning coffee routine :/

    27. Your Boy

      Guys, not a republican but just saying.. Biden is a good representation of America. Dying. Old. Dementia. Stumbling. Eventually going to fall dead. I hope you guys are happy. I thought 4 years of Trump was bad.

    28. john satterlee

    29. grant thomas

      Y’all are idiots. All the Pedo’s are on your team.

    30. Justice For All

      He can't hear you captain. His head is way too far up his ass.

    31. Ste ik

      And here children, we get to see Tucker Carlson try to evil stare beam some basic awareness through the camera straight to Matt Gaetz brain. Yes, its the same face as always , that's because of botox.

    32. Anthony Walsh

      i don't know who's more disgusting, matt gaetz or holier than thou tucker carlson.

    33. Nirotix

      Matt Gaetz doesn't seem to have had ANY children of his own. I wonder if he would act like he has if he had a little girl to raise? What a pos.

    34. The Darkest Empath

      If you're a pce of sh**, you might be Republican presidential nominee. Boe legged guy-

    35. Pronto

      So an apparent slimeball turns out to be a felonious slimeball (allegedly). Shocker.

    36. Clarence Lee

      If all this is true, then Matty Gaetz is in very big trouble! Maybe Sidney Powell can represent him. She could misdirect the blame on Chavez? Rudy could be his co-council and Fayboy Trump can put a good word in for him? Ya, Ya, that's the ticket! Ya!

    37. Al gee

      Matt Headroom

    38. sugarcookiecube

      the republicans are on the wrong side of EVERYTHING!!!

    39. Mark Sims

      Aww. The Florida Panhandle’s biggest open secret. This dude just cannot keep his mouth shut.

    40. RAMON CRUZ

      👍👍👍👍well he is not the smartest any way🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    41. kbwoods

      I didn't realized that Matt has a pointy evil witch chin. Just an observation.

    42. OrontesRM

      He managed to throw Carlson under the bus TWICE in 3 minutes

    43. OrontesRM

      nonono let him talk...

    44. Something Dark

      Tucker’s face never changes lmfao

    45. emsaadeh

      Literally talks out of the side of his mouth

    46. Chris Moon

      Too Funny!

    47. J WAR

      The DOJ is now and has been for some time a political arm of the communist Democratic Party, full speed ahead with a hit list on conservative opponents like Gaetz whilst china joe and his boy skate untouched, china Joe’s boy “allegedly” payed for hookers, smoked crack, bought guns after a dishonorable discharge (same as a felony conviction) lied about it and lied about drug use on a federal document, junior and the “big guy” took china & Ukrainian bribes, a laptop with incriminating info and nothing is ever going to come of it, thanks for nothing crooked DOJ, “ AMERICA LAST” is your new oath and mantra

    48. Just Saying

      He is now "qualified" to be GOP pres nominee.

    49. George Clowney

      Thanks Matt i did not know that Tucker did those things. How come I am not surprised.

    50. Bluewren Reilly

      He talks freely because he knows it is lies he is innocent.However his accusers will say anything and are encouraged by once respected but now proven to be trashy news outlets.Who ever said that all the republicans are loyal many are RINO's Republicans in Name Only.Lawyers are privy to the immorality of lawyers for money too so yes he wants him to shut up..Universities are turning out too many lawyers .

    51. Dram Chaser

      Why does Tucker Carlson always look like he is just lost in transaction?

    52. arul tabitha

      See how successfully they have covered the Border crisis, and Cumo' investigation into the nursing death scandal by bringing in Matt Gatez private life into such focus. Why was his name brought in at this time

    53. Mike Direen

      If you're gonna steal a bit from Seth Meyers, could you at least pick a funny one?

    54. Lena Lives

      This is funny stuff. The 'toons, not the child sex trafficking.

    55. PhilLesh69

      Wait. Republicans keep trying to tell me I'm wrong and they're right because Jesus makes them morally superior, anytime we disagree. So this whole time it was all just a big smoke screen to hide their sexual deviant behavior? Oh yeah, that checks out.

    56. pat verum

      Describing a 17-year old girl as a "woman' is just as wrong as calling Gaetz a "man"...

    57. Chris Reynolds

      That was fkng awesome!!! I needed that!!

    58. Thomas John

      Hey Stevie a segment on the HILARIOUS Hunter Biden interview with his laptop. Talk about a moron! But you won’t. You are a Hollywood pundit.

    59. Line Heuston-Hanley

      Keep talking Gaetz

    60. Tommy Jeon

      Tucker literally has one facial expression for all of his moods

    61. Amanda Rhodes

      Why does Tucker's face always look just like this? =:o(

    62. oscar carden

      I hope they make a law and order SVU episode about Matt gates #MattGates

    63. J-Dubb

      "Woops" "Ahhh w/e"

    64. Hiroko Robertson

      Strange political , many are targeted , don’t know any more raked 4, 5 years to cleare , that time allredy allmost destroy , that cancel culture do ! It politically doing look hunter is completely protected by DOJ FBI media , we don’t know what is truth any more !

    65. Precise Cleaning

      Late night talk shows have really collapsed ...

    66. Lilly Prince

      Is there a reason we're getting these instead of Colbert himself?

    67. Amanda


    68. Ryan Wehr

      omg I'm dying!!!!!!!! lol!!!!! thank you

    69. lee Ware

      It's sad that some people are so filled with hate that the truth doesn't matter. I guess due process doesn't matter so just be the ignorant lynch mob that msm wants you to be. I watched cnn and msnbc and they only mention the 17 yr old at least here I got to hear both sides to the story.


      No good for nothing Wessel

    71. Bruce Young

      Ah yes, the high road. Wtf has happened to late night talkshows?...... Not a spine between the hosts. Who the f bases an opinion on the words of these clownshoes ? It's entertainment, poorly conceived, but still entertainment, that's it, and that's the only way garbage like this video should carry any weight. Wait till the truth comes out before taking as gospel the premise of a "skit" conceived of by a person whose livelihood does not depend on what's truth, or right or wrong, but in the knee jerk reaction he can use to get a laugh. We'll see if someone is trying to pull a jussy Smollete.......

    72. NaoTa MF

      tuckers constipation face is my highlight every time!

    73. Darkly Yours

      I demand more sea captain!

    74. zencat999


    75. Who Cares?

      Perfect Poster Boy for your typical Conservative Christian values.

    76. Walt Snow

      That ''LOOK'' ....that STUPID FUCKING L O O K on Tucker's face .....PRICELESS !!!!!!!!!!!!

    77. Section 9

      And then when it comes out that he's actually, in fact, trying to be extorted, everyone will, of course - shut up and move on to the next knee jerk.

    78. Matt Gaetz on White Ford Bronco

      *Lolita on the DVD player* 🤣 God that was the only thing Gaetz didn't bring up! 🤣🤣

    79. Iam Good

      Hair test Gaetz for illegal substances! The people demand accountability now!!!

    80. Hubert Seidl

      is that seth meyers sea captain?

    81. Marie Slabbert

      Why does Tucker Carlson always have this expression of idiot on his face?

      1. Mikka Linka

        He was born that way

    82. LCI Gamer

      HA HA great comedy Steven HA 😐😐

    83. LF313

      Fortunately we have our Q Patriots here to defend Matt. They took a break from investigating Democratic child traffickers to defend Matt's honor and good name.

    84. Richard Smith

      Do you want to find out if your husband/wife/spouse is cheating on you? *Do you want to hack your university/college database to change your grade or do you want to get examination questions before the examination day? *Do you want to root/hack/sync your mobile phones? *Do you want to have unrestricted access to your spouse’s /friends social media ( whatsapp, facebook, twitter, viber, BBM, e-mails? *Do you want to recover deleted messages by your spouse? *Do you want to clear police/criminal records? Contact

    85. Jonah Bolduc

      Ok now we need a Seth Meyers and Stephen Colbert sea captain crossover

    86. Abner Seeinyu

      When do we find out Jim Jordan was the third muska-scumbag?

    87. Steve Knowl

      AND what about Cuomo you hypocrites?!

      1. Steve Knowl

        @Daeduluus Not a comeback, a serious, ethical question. Don't you want to know why its only one sided with them?! I'm not political at all, all government is corrupt and broken so why do we need to have the media as well. Unless you just want to remain a sheep and let your handlers decide whats "real" and what they want you to see and believe to brainwash your little minds.

      2. Daeduluus

        is deflection you guys only comeback lol

    88. Xph Aku

      I love how Gaetz implicated Carlson on national TV in a federal crime.

      1. Mikka Linka

        Wasn't that GREAT? And his STUPID facial expression DIDN'T CHANGE!

    89. D Lee

      Matt Gaetz's attorney - *It is better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're a guilty fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.*

    90. Jack backerrack

      I got Lolita on the DVD player

    91. Midnight Run

      I guess now we know why he was so upset about Dr. Seuss & Mr. Potato Head. His girlfriend threw a tantrum over them!

      1. Mikka Linka

        GOOD ONE 👍👍👍

    92. 65wiseman

      We only have voters to blame for this crumb.

    93. Mack .Doggs

      the sea captain's voice isn't really funny, it's just annoying. can't Colbert hire a better voice actor?

    94. trollface benos oof

      i guess having a jimmy neutron haircut doesnt make you as smart as jimmy

    95. Jenifer R.

      Throughout the entire interview Tucker Carlson has the same face: "Resting Stupid". You know you want to punch him, but you also know he doesn't understand what he just did wrong. So you fix his bow-tie and coo: "Well aren't you just precious". Like a puppy that just shit on the carpet.

    96. Frank Townsend

      Someone now needs to ask Gaetz if Gov. Cuomo should resign.

    97. Robert Aldaron

      Oh my repugnicans!!! Think of the children!! Won't someone save the children!?!? (every Qanon nutcases' rant.... even they continue to vote for scumbags like this)

    98. Christopher Bedford

      Is there anything that looks stupider than Carlson making "tuckface"?

    99. jacqui jones

      Who is Nesta ?? xx

      1. Mikka Linka

        Gaetz's SUPPOSED Non-biologocal teen son....

    100. Rose wright Wright

      He's too dumb to understand that they're wratching up the buts against him. What skin is he hiding in. ?