Quarantinewhile... Stephen Tries Out Actual A.I. Pickup Lines
Quarantinewhile... Stephen tries out some of the steamy bot-generated pickup lines that resulted from an experiment on artificial intelligence. Learn more about this experiment in mechanical romance by author and research scientist Janelle Shane: janellecshane. #Colbert #Meanwhile #Quarantinewhile
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"Kiss my AstraZeneca" Lmao, Hilarious!
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"Or is there a speed limit on that thing?" OMFG, I need to learn this one most of all?
Those lines sound like cheap Asian tee shirts !
I felt like a doctor who listened to a schizophrenic ...
So hot! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Lmao if I didn't know any better, I'd think this Stephen Colbert guy was some kind of sword nerd. 🙄😂😂
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES oh shit the courtship bots!!!!! "You look like Jesus if he was a butler in a Russian mansion"
I tried the beginning of these sentences with the word suggestions on my phone... *I'm losing my voice from* my apartment to my work. *You look like Jesus if* I were only one of the most boring people in my head. *My name is a complicated combination of* things like this trash talk. *Can I see your* face on my mind if I have a truckload? *It is urgent that you* actual French person speak to the cemetery. *2017 Rugboat* dr. way via Reuters. *Will you sit on my* mind and get along with my fast friends in the Middle East or in a small Caribbean town?
LOL! Rugboat isn't even a word! XD
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I think they found those pickup lines on Tumblr
How is babby formed? "mommy kissed Daddy and the angel told the stork and the stork came down from heaven and put the diamond under leaf in the cabbage patch and the diamond turn into a baby"
I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I haven’t laughed that hard in a year, and it’s 2 am, so I’m sure I woke the neighbors 😂🤦🏽♀️
"You look like a thing and I love you" & "Can you sit on my breadbox while I cook, or is there some kind of speed limit on that thing" are my faves. Am I okay? 😂
That intro had to be the longest 2 sentences I've ever heard
Why, oh why, can't I... hear the rest of that song? 'Cause I'm watching on DEcameras.
Well at least the coming robot apocalypse will be very suave.
The How is Babby Formed joke makes me feel old :(
If yahoo answers is gone where will I get answers to my questions? I’ll ask yahoo answers see if they know another place where I can get answers to my questions.
And some one I watch watches forged in fire ! And I love it !
I dont know what type of forging Steven Colbert is doing, but for steel 740 to 830 Celsius is a red heat. To forge weld metals together you normally heat to a yellow to white heat of 1100 to 1300 degrees Celsius. And while you can do minor shaping at a red heat it is much easier at a orange to yellow heat of 950 to 1100 degrees Celsius. Heat treating is usually done at a red heat or below.
05:26 what does EVIE COLBERT say.???...
Roses are red. Violets are blue. All my base, Are belong to YOU.
Some of these actually aren't half bad.
The pink is very nice. And it actually fits! Are you starting to lose weight?
You had me at 2017 Rugboat 2-tone Neck Tie Shirt
"Can I see your parts list?" sounds like something Bender from Futurama might use to pick up hooker-bots.
Awwwwe, I Knew You Missed Me Too. Feelin" My❤Colbert. Sorry I'm Lil Late.
Hey, Gutfeld!, ya want an example of funny? This is an example of funny.
you look like a thing...and i love you.
How is babby formed It's an older meme sir, but it checks out.
My Courtship Bot. 1) I have a headache. 2) I'm irritable. 3) I have to fix dinner. 4) I'm finishing your laundry.
How girl get pragnent
I once met a girl, we had some fun for 3 days, then her boyfriend got to town. He started yelling "Who is C****?" and waving around a SHARPENED RAILROAD SPIKE. The he realized he knows me and was fine with me nailing his GF, he offered me some molly too. I led an interesting life...
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Matt Gaetz smokes crack and Ted Cruz literally sold him crack, it was literally crack
Nice.
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*That last one's not bad...* @5:14
there's always quora.com.
U are a deceitful LIAR!!!!!!!!
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You used to be funny. Now you give toung baths to Democrats
I nearly passed out laughing as you read the AI pick up lines 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The first little known one happened decades ago "Hello Smithers... You're. Quite. Good at. Turning me. On."
Oh Stephen.. i already have enough parasocial crushes as it is..
Jesus one got me
Those AI pickup lines remind me of Kung-Pow. "We trained him wrong as a joke."
I died laughing
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5:09
2017 rugboat 2 tone neck tie shirt had me light headed 🥵🥵🥵
Having Stephen read anything while rubbing himself with a rose works for me! Take me, Stephen! Take me now!
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4:59 Tom Brady at the line of scrimmage.
those pick-up lines are not exactly news? AI weirdness did them quite some time ago! they made a book with "you look like a thing and I love you" as a title in 2019, after the original article (aiweirdness.com/post/159302925452/the-neural-network-generated-pickup-lines-that-are) ?
4:16 Pretty sure that was in a Graham Norton compilation recently, and originally broadcast many years ago.
You think the intro can't get more insane and then...
Another line was: Hey baby, are your schematics compatible with this protocol?
Does he really need to repeat Quarantinewhile between segments....?
OMG you made me laugh so much 🤣🤣 Thank you!🇩🇰👍🙏⚘
The original A.I. pickup line: *Are you still watching?*
Wow, "how is babby formed" is on the teevees. What a world, what a world.
Cutie!!!!!!🤩🤗🤗🤗🤗
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THANK YOU FOR NOT AND MEAN IT, NOT SHOWING THAT PIANO GUY, I HATE HIM, I DONT EVEN WANNA KNOW HIS NAME, FUCK THAT FRENCH DUDE
Wait, the AI c'mon lines didn't include "Hey there fast processing equation handler, have enough RAM? If not, I can give you a RAM upgrade in your DIMM port and show you my fire wire. Later I can show you my big floppy and its small & hard upgrade disk. Just give me a hand booting my hard drive baby." 🤓
That last one gets me EVERY TIME. 🥰ronan🥰
I was totally looking forward to your hand Forged knife lol 😆🙄 this vacuum cleaner just isn't doing it 😇 🤣 baby 🦈 ty for the best delivery of the current events 💖
Start: 1:06
You know, I asked some girls what the best pickup lines they'd ever heard were, and they gave me some pretty strange answers. "Who the hell are you?" "What are you doing in my house?" "He's back again, asking about pickup lines this time!" Weird, right?
I read these AI generated pickup lines to another AI, now it's using it's refined pickup lines to pick up my ex, who will explain why those worked and how vulnerable she was or she would never have fallen for them, from which data that AI will go pick up the first AI and make killer robots to slaughter us all.
“When Plainrock124 gets hate comments” 2:08
That vaccine thing was hilarious.
20% of this video was extended metaphor introduction.
Jimmy Fallon quoted/sang a good one from Yahoo Answers: “How do I get DEcameras to come round and film at my house?”
Ronan Farrow lookin MAD uncomfy at the end there 😂
1:27 Driver did not notice Samantha Bee running after car yelling “Hey! Stop! Those are mine!” (Yes, she does keep bees. Didn’t you know?)
knife humor :)
What?
I predict "can I see your parts list" will have some currency.
"You look like a thing and I love you." Yes! Finally it's been said. Now I can breathe.
Great intro.
Oh please do more! They're so funny! please please-its been a tough time and I need new material to put in my husband's birthday cards.
Well I just got a new reason to take a fake rose everywhere. Omg Stephen, take me to robot pick up line land or loose me forever, you halarious hot piece of crumpet you!
Hey beautiful... wanna find out how babby is formed?
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"Boom! Kiss my Astra-Zenica!"
The captcha part hit me like ton of bricks😂😂😂! Enough with the traffic light A.I
pick uo line galorrrrrrrrrrrrrre we DEMAND MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok stephen what was the intro
This was supposed to be meanwhile! I was looking forward to seeing Stephen Colbert discuss how much he wanted to be back on meanwhile! I am looking forward!
courtship bot pickup lines 100% better than catfish bot pickup lines.
At some point, Stephen describing the Meanwhile segment is going to be a video all by itself xD
A.I. pickup line: "Can I see your parts list?" That must have been a joke. So A.I. now understands humour ... that's even more creepy.
Yet another time I wish our fave Queen Evie was there, she would be laughing hysterically
Those pick up lines were so bad I want my money back and I watch this on DEcameras for free you owe me 20 Steve
One of the better meanwhile intro ever