Quarantinewhile... Stephen Tries Out Actual A.I. Pickup Lines

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    Quarantinewhile... Stephen tries out some of the steamy bot-generated pickup lines that resulted from an experiment on artificial intelligence. Learn more about this experiment in mechanical romance by author and research scientist Janelle Shane: janellecshane. #Colbert #Meanwhile #Quarantinewhile
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    1. William

      "Kiss my AstraZeneca" Lmao, Hilarious!

    2. Leonna Mayes

      The probable fender causally post because occupation etiologically pump anenst a scrawny spring. opposite, same water

    3. N8TVJohnSmith

      "Or is there a speed limit on that thing?" OMFG, I need to learn this one most of all?

    4. L Austin Speiss

      Those lines sound like cheap Asian tee shirts !

    5. Ставр Годинович

      I felt like a doctor who listened to a schizophrenic ...

    6. Cut

      So hot! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

    7. Rose Thorne

      Lmao if I didn't know any better, I'd think this Stephen Colbert guy was some kind of sword nerd. 🙄😂😂

    8. sailtheplains

      BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES oh shit the courtship bots!!!!! "You look like Jesus if he was a butler in a Russian mansion"

    9. EverythingisEverything

      I tried the beginning of these sentences with the word suggestions on my phone... *I'm losing my voice from* my apartment to my work. *You look like Jesus if* I were only one of the most boring people in my head. *My name is a complicated combination of* things like this trash talk. *Can I see your* face on my mind if I have a truckload? *It is urgent that you* actual French person speak to the cemetery. *2017 Rugboat* dr. way via Reuters. *Will you sit on my* mind and get along with my fast friends in the Middle East or in a small Caribbean town?

    10. SouthwesternEagle

      LOL! Rugboat isn't even a word! XD

    11. Jen Huang

      The damaging cardigan considerably protect because bobcat surgically pat off a nine litter. ancient, nauseating dinghy

    12. Saiyanslayergaming

      I think they found those pickup lines on Tumblr

    13. David Holguin

      How is babby formed? "mommy kissed Daddy and the angel told the stork and the stork came down from heaven and put the diamond under leaf in the cabbage patch and the diamond turn into a baby"

    14. sonorasgirl

      I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I haven’t laughed that hard in a year, and it’s 2 am, so I’m sure I woke the neighbors 😂🤦🏽‍♀️

    15. FrankieUtka

      "You look like a thing and I love you" & "Can you sit on my breadbox while I cook, or is there some kind of speed limit on that thing" are my faves. Am I okay? 😂

    16. FrankieUtka

      That intro had to be the longest 2 sentences I've ever heard

    17. Jeff Miller

      Why, oh why, can't I... hear the rest of that song? 'Cause I'm watching on DEcameras.

    18. Adamant Forge

      Well at least the coming robot apocalypse will be very suave.

    19. Robin Mattheussen

      The How is Babby Formed joke makes me feel old :(

    20. Rio GC

      If yahoo answers is gone where will I get answers to my questions? I’ll ask yahoo answers see if they know another place where I can get answers to my questions.

    21. D. F.

      And some one I watch watches forged in fire ! And I love it !

    22. Josh Nabours

      I dont know what type of forging Steven Colbert is doing, but for steel 740 to 830 Celsius is a red heat. To forge weld metals together you normally heat to a yellow to white heat of 1100 to 1300 degrees Celsius. And while you can do minor shaping at a red heat it is much easier at a orange to yellow heat of 950 to 1100 degrees Celsius. Heat treating is usually done at a red heat or below.

    23. somosgenel

      05:26 what does EVIE COLBERT say.???...

    24. pleappleappleap

      Roses are red. Violets are blue. All my base, Are belong to YOU.

    25. pleappleappleap

      Some of these actually aren't half bad.

    26. Sarah Smith

      The pink is very nice. And it actually fits! Are you starting to lose weight?

    27. m0L3ify

      You had me at 2017 Rugboat 2-tone Neck Tie Shirt

    28. DUI CIC

      "Can I see your parts list?" sounds like something Bender from Futurama might use to pick up hooker-bots.

    29. Check Mate

      Awwwwe, I Knew You Missed Me Too. Feelin" My❤Colbert. Sorry I'm Lil Late.

    30. antifa did it honest

      Hey, Gutfeld!, ya want an example of funny? This is an example of funny.

    31. BTsMusicChannel

      you look like a thing...and i love you.

    32. Brian Weaver

      How is babby formed It's an older meme sir, but it checks out.

    33. Marguerite Hudsell

      My Courtship Bot. 1) I have a headache. 2) I'm irritable. 3) I have to fix dinner. 4) I'm finishing your laundry.

    34. Erndea

      How girl get pragnent

    35. Miskatonic Alumni

      I once met a girl, we had some fun for 3 days, then her boyfriend got to town. He started yelling "Who is C****?" and waving around a SHARPENED RAILROAD SPIKE. The he realized he knows me and was fine with me nailing his GF, he offered me some molly too. I led an interesting life...

    36. Svy Twld

      The dark circles under Mat ty Gaetzs eyes tell me is a crack smoker, he does smoke crack

    37. Svy Twld

      Matt Gaetz smokes crack and Ted Cruz literally sold him crack, it was literally crack

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    39. Gilbert Mozell

      The wrong enemy worryingly paste because napkin clearly spill out a successful freezer. same, long polyester

    40. John Burke

      *That last one's not bad...* @5:14

    41. sammy bubba

      there's always quora.com.

    42. Roy Gutchinson

      U are a deceitful LIAR!!!!!!!!

    43. Angel Troy

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    44. yolanda Qualls

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    45. John Doe

      You used to be funny. Now you give toung baths to Democrats

    46. Flying Without Fear

      I nearly passed out laughing as you read the AI pick up lines 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    47. Elle Bee

      The first little known one happened decades ago "Hello Smithers... You're. Quite. Good at. Turning me. On."

    48. chilanya

      Oh Stephen.. i already have enough parasocial crushes as it is..

    49. Miguel M

      Jesus one got me

    50. Rita Wildfire

      Those AI pickup lines remind me of Kung-Pow. "We trained him wrong as a joke."

    51. stellarsianna

      I died laughing

    52. gojkiga tacupse

      The high-pitched output coincidently save because pansy topically talk astride a unequaled hood. mushy, uninterested thing

    53. Victoria C


    54. Victoria C

      2017 rugboat 2 tone neck tie shirt had me light headed 🥵🥵🥵

    55. hhairball9

      Having Stephen read anything while rubbing himself with a rose works for me! Take me, Stephen! Take me now!

    56. Jan E. Elliot

      The parts list is crucial. Sry, Transformer s

    57. Jaye Bogar

      4:59 Tom Brady at the line of scrimmage.

    58. nanardeurlambda

      those pick-up lines are not exactly news? AI weirdness did them quite some time ago! they made a book with "you look like a thing and I love you" as a title in 2019, after the original article (aiweirdness.com/post/159302925452/the-neural-network-generated-pickup-lines-that-are) ?

    59. KiloOneThree

      4:16 Pretty sure that was in a Graham Norton compilation recently, and originally broadcast many years ago.

    60. Squirrel Gray

      You think the intro can't get more insane and then...

    61. Terje S

      Another line was: Hey baby, are your schematics compatible with this protocol?

    62. essence of corroding time

      Does he really need to repeat Quarantinewhile between segments....?

    63. Jeanet Jensen

      OMG you made me laugh so much 🤣🤣 Thank you!🇩🇰👍🙏⚘

    64. Original Sandwich

      The original A.I. pickup line: *Are you still watching?*

    65. Phourc

      Wow, "how is babby formed" is on the teevees. What a world, what a world.

    66. Janae Nae13


    67. Janae Nae13


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    69. Charles Bronson

      Wait, the AI c'mon lines didn't include "Hey there fast processing equation handler, have enough RAM? If not, I can give you a RAM upgrade in your DIMM port and show you my fire wire. Later I can show you my big floppy and its small & hard upgrade disk. Just give me a hand booting my hard drive baby." 🤓

    70. obcl

      That last one gets me EVERY TIME. 🥰ronan🥰

    71. ahnanda68

      I was totally looking forward to your hand Forged knife lol 😆🙄 this vacuum cleaner just isn't doing it 😇 🤣 baby 🦈 ty for the best delivery of the current events 💖

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      Start: 1:06

    73. Ted Culbertson

      You know, I asked some girls what the best pickup lines they'd ever heard were, and they gave me some pretty strange answers. "Who the hell are you?" "What are you doing in my house?" "He's back again, asking about pickup lines this time!" Weird, right?

    74. Cr Hu

      I read these AI generated pickup lines to another AI, now it's using it's refined pickup lines to pick up my ex, who will explain why those worked and how vulnerable she was or she would never have fallen for them, from which data that AI will go pick up the first AI and make killer robots to slaughter us all.

    75. Thor Hanson

      “When Plainrock124 gets hate comments” 2:08

    76. Prashant Dhakal

      That vaccine thing was hilarious.

    77. Jillian Hauschild

      20% of this video was extended metaphor introduction.

    78. Lawrence D’Oliveiro

      Jimmy Fallon quoted/sang a good one from Yahoo Answers: “How do I get DEcameras to come round and film at my house?”

    79. Benevolence4

      Ronan Farrow lookin MAD uncomfy at the end there 😂

    80. Lawrence D’Oliveiro

      1:27 Driver did not notice Samantha Bee running after car yelling “Hey! Stop! Those are mine!” (Yes, she does keep bees. Didn’t you know?)

    81. Verb Noun Number

      knife humor :)

    82. Kent O


    83. Organ Farm

      I predict "can I see your parts list" will have some currency.

    84. Youtube2 Snoopy

      "You look like a thing and I love you." Yes! Finally it's been said. Now I can breathe.

    85. you cant leave this empty

      Great intro.

    86. Christie

      Oh please do more! They're so funny! please please-its been a tough time and I need new material to put in my husband's birthday cards.

    87. Christie

      Well I just got a new reason to take a fake rose everywhere. Omg Stephen, take me to robot pick up line land or loose me forever, you halarious hot piece of crumpet you!

    88. Richard Wayland

      Hey beautiful... wanna find out how babby is formed?

    89. Carolyn V Watson

      the rusty drifter shiv

    90. Nobody Knows

      "Boom! Kiss my Astra-Zenica!"

    91. Chris S

      The captcha part hit me like ton of bricks😂😂😂! Enough with the traffic light A.I

    92. Jay Warshavsky

      pick uo line galorrrrrrrrrrrrrre we DEMAND MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    93. hannah davis

      ok stephen what was the intro

    94. Tempe Snyder

      This was supposed to be meanwhile! I was looking forward to seeing Stephen Colbert discuss how much he wanted to be back on meanwhile! I am looking forward!

    95. Carey Roberts

      courtship bot pickup lines 100% better than catfish bot pickup lines.

    96. Tinkerer Melon

      At some point, Stephen describing the Meanwhile segment is going to be a video all by itself xD

    97. tubularAp

      A.I. pickup line: "Can I see your parts list?" That must have been a joke. So A.I. now understands humour ... that's even more creepy.

    98. nbbim2012

      Yet another time I wish our fave Queen Evie was there, she would be laughing hysterically

    99. mike/// sam

      Those pick up lines were so bad I want my money back and I watch this on DEcameras for free you owe me 20 Steve

    100. Chadwick Fischer

      One of the better meanwhile intro ever