This Week on Tooning Out The News | Trailer (3/26/21)

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    This week's top stories on Stephen Colbert Presents Tooning Out The News include Biden's first press conference, the push for gun reform, exploitation of the southern border crisis, and more.
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    Clip air date 3/26/2021

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    1. Gramps


    2. CHCLA6779 HC

      o:o9 - that's the collapse of the I35 bridge in Minneapolis, 1 August 2007. See that silver car on the left? That's my car - driven that day by my daughter, who plunged 60 feet to land on a girder. She survived, thanks to a stranger who crawled up to help her to safety. Do we need a massive infrastructure overfhaul??? FUCK YES!!!!

    3. Sue Kennedy

      Joe Biden is the greatest. Lots of free money from a Rothschild bank and lots of free vaccines!

    4. Shawn Davis

      This gon be out of pocket, but the bih in the thumbnail could get it fr fr.

    5. Laura Brown

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    6. Shannon Jacobs

      No solutions until the filibuster is fixed. How about a 55% population-based cloture rule? The Democrats currently represent over 55% of the voters. Presto chango. No more filibuster. #StopTheBlockheads #EndTheFilibuster

    7. Brumleytown

    8. Michael44

      Moron comedians have no idea South Beach is not, in fact, "Spring Breakers," but "Black Beach Week."Colbert joke: "don’t instate a curfew, just invite a few dads.”

    9. Michael44

      Moron comedians have no idea South Beach is not, in fact, "Spring Breakers," but "Black Beach Week."Colbert joke: "don’t instate a curfew, just invite a few dads.”

    10. satish naik

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    11. Facts over Feelings

      Colbert your show is a joke. You are a " Man " with zero masculinity. You should definitely identify as a woman 🤷‍♂️

    12. Connor Lancaster

      Hey who wants to turn to Christ and live for Jesus and obey him ? This life is temporary compared to all eternity in hell. Jesus loved you to die for you and this isn’t a religion it’s a relationship. You need read the Bible it’s very important it has all the answers you need. Now you may say but I’m a good person or God loves me and if you believe in God then your good but I bet you didn’t know that not even forgiving others is enough to send you to hell Jesus is very serious about sin. No sin is worth going to hell for I would turn to Christ if I were you Jesus is coming soon and he’s coming back with no mercy. But the good news is that he’s happy to forgive you of your sins and wants to talk and he wants to have a relationship with you and be your Heavenly Father you can spend a beautiful life in heaven forever repent or perish you can’t continue to live in sin.y

      1. kenyizsu

        Your god and Jesus sound like a pair of Fantasy super villains. I'll pass, thank you.

    13. Nack Jicholson

      Washington DC, the people telling you that you don't need guns and walls are surrounding themselves with guns and walls.

    14. Steven D. Bennett

      I know, it's an endless job defending Biden and his anti-America agenda. Next time, perhaps.

    15. Papa Kiff

      I swear I hear the archer cast in here

    16. Tim McKinney

      Man the President we have now is totally a Buffoon. He cannot even remember who he is. The man is totally inept as hell!! The left sure voted for a Winner!!

    17. Susan Samuels

      That broadcast tone is everything!

    18. Cheryl Carlson

      that was more like a fever dream from 45 admin. don't. do. it. again.

    19. Angael Tartar Rose

      "I'm pretty sure voter suppression is the most American thing there is."

      1. Nack Jicholson

        Anyone who cannot produce a state ID to vote sucks at life.

      2. Tommy


    20. Jack Foster

      “When I came to the senate 120 years ago” Sleepy joe

      1. Vedant Patel

        "When I lost all my daddy's money 170 years ago" Disastrous Donald 🙄

    21. Bobbie Ma

      OMG! omg....... 😂😂😂😂

    22. Joseph Gollaher

      yo. tooning out the news... is not funny. it's really dumb. i wish you would do something else. i laugh at your monologues, but this shit... is shit. it's so unfunny i clicked on this video to tell you all to stop. just stop.

    23. Susan bodell

      I guess Pence is a demon to🤣.

    24. Andrew Hopkins

      Heyyy can you guys do a video on the dead bodies floating down the Rio Grande because Joe Biden is a complete and utter failure? And how Trump's border policy would have avoided this if Biden didn't tear up Trumps settlement agreement with Mexico? Kthx

      1. Andrew Hopkins

        @Bobbie Ma Yes, Obama made them, thank god you came to your senses. Obama didn't stop using them, he used them all throughout his presidency. Also, Trump separated families for 6 weeks before he changed tact and initiated "remain in Mexico". Which worked. Which Biden destroyed, which is why thousands upon thousands of unaccompanied kids are piling across the border right now. And they are all stuck in cages. I don't think you know what the term "hypocrisy" means, you certainly are unable to spell it. But i'll explain why you are a hypocrite. Because we both know that if Trump was still in power, and someone pointed out the fact that dead bodies were floating down the Rio Grande, you'd be laying blame squarely at Trump's feet. BUT, due to the fact that your chosen political party is currently in power, your reply to my statement of fact that dead bodies are floating down the Rio Grande with Tomato emoji's. In a sick attempt to dismiss and devalue the fact that people are dying under your leaders watch. That's hypocritical. In regards to the "big-government liberal check", I won't be cashing in anything. Sorry.

      2. Bobbie Ma

        @Andrew Hopkins yep yer right, Obama made them for unaccompanied older children. Then after about two months knew they were inhumane and stopped using them for children.( I know you know that.) And you are also right, this time is different: no separation of families, as many cots as they can provide from all the chaos ensuing from the previous dismantling of services/ staff,/supplies, notification of sponsors previously ignored/intimidated, building it up again for human beings rather than 'the worst'. As for the other stuff....... YT is an open forum. And saying a belief is filled with "hypocracy" is quite different than calling the person who holds that belief a "hypocrite". Go back and look what I wrote.😒 This is a waste of my time. You will do you and I will do me. Enjoy your "big-government liberal check" you will cash. 🙋👋

      3. Andrew Hopkins

        @Bobbie Ma This is different than before, if you're honest with yourself, you should know that, unless you are ignorant to the statistics. Obama BUILT the cages, why don't you guys know this? Why are you all so ignorant to the truth? You can't criticize Trump for using cages that Obama built unless you are also critical of Obama. And further to that, Trump's use of these facilities were completely transparent. NO media outlet was denied access. But RIGHT NOW, these cages are being used by the Biden administration, and they are BARRING the media from all access. We know that these cages are massively overcrowded, we know they are squalid conditions, and the Biden administration is RIGHT NOW hiding this from you. Yet your only concern is Trump? When are you going to move on from the past and join us in the present?? No, you didn't call me names, however, your many, many emoji's of tomatoes were completely and utterly rude. Your further passive aggressiveness has shone the light on who you are as a person. And you also called me a hypocrite, when I am nothing of the sort. My beliefs and opinions have not changed one iota. YOU came to MY comment, and replied to ME rudely, using tomato emoji's, and you did it solely to mock my comment. You have ZERO moral high ground here. And you have proven yourself to be a hypocrite, moral posturing over name calling when you were the one who started the abraisiveness. I will make a prediction, and you'll see it come true. The ONLY way that Biden is going to fix this crisis, is by re-adopting the policies that Trump previously installed. So one of two things will happen under Biden's presidency, if not both. 1. The wall will be finished, and/or 2. The immigration detention settlement deal in Mexico (remain in Mexico) will be reinstalled. Because this won't go on for long before there is too much political pressure on Biden that forces his hand.

      4. Bobbie Ma

        @Andrew Hopkins In a month when it gets hot this won't be in the news everyday and you know that. When the system is built back before it was destroyed by T+++p it will be humane and manageable, again.And I knew I could make you say all that. You guys are so predictable. Good to see your true colors, as I never called you names. So far I am a sick puppy AND an idiot. Try for three insults, I promise next time to fake cry. 😜😭😛

      5. Andrew Hopkins

        @Bobbie Ma Of course it bothered me when they were dying during Trump's administration. It also bothered Trump, that's why he did a deal with mexico to process immigrants in mexico, and he stopped the inflow of illegal immigrants, thereby causing deaths like what's happening now to stop. Biden came in, tore up the deal with Mexico, and now there are VASTLY more people coming accross the border illegally. This isn't just a spring surge, the statistics show that right now, numbers are 100's of percent more than usual for this time of year. Also, the fact that you can't even write Trump's name shows just how much he owns you, how much he lives rent free in your mind. And how unbelievably occupied you are with hatred. There's no hypocrisy here. We cared about dead bodies during Trump's presidency, and so did Trump. He fixed the problem. Border patrol have acknowledged that. And now that Biden's idiocy, and the idiocy of people like you, has paved the way for more deaths again, people like me are shaking our heads in disappointment. Biden is a failure, and you'll cover for him no matter how many dead floating bodies it will take. That's sickening. But human life never mattered to you hypocrites did it?

    25. Hannah Griffin

      This has an Archer feel to it.

      1. EdricLysharae

        I like to think that this is the news in the Archer universe.

      2. Herne Webber

        So right. Long live Ms. MALLORY ARCHER.

      3. Makin Bacon Greasy Again

        You mean it’s for morons? Correct

      4. Tommy


    26. Jordan Kelly

      yeah, if you could get rid of these annoying cartoon characters, that'd be greatly appreciated, Colbert.

    27. J A Stapler

      Entertaining &curse words separates Toons vs networks. Thanks for the fun!

    28. Wylde Bore

      Should’ve thrown a Jessica Walters tribute in there it’s obviously Archer-inspired

    29. Shaun Brown

      Where’s the normal show since Wednesday? Whoever’s in charge of that at the mo has been useless for months

    30. Nuckin Futs

      "Let's just say security doesn't have time to do a clearance check if you're skip-singing." I can't breathe... 🤣

    31. Jelly Whit

      Boycott companies from Georgia. Bend these companies ears that Brian Kemp and other Republicans Predatory vote stealing laws in Georgia are against our Democracy, Against America. we aren’t having it. Save your money, you have 4 years to save and pick a new place to live. This rock after today and in 4 years won’t look anymore like the country you grew up in. It’s infested with lying, cheating democracy hating Republicans.

    32. Chiang _

      Very creative to let the real person change into animation

    33. Napoléon I Bonaparte

      The broadcast tone is what former president Trump hears when someone talks details and policy.

      1. Sue Kennedy

        Joe Biden is the greatest. Lots of free money from a Rothschild bank and lots of free vaccines!

      2. Makin Bacon Greasy Again

        Honestly you don’t have the first fucken clue about Trump’s substantial efforts on foreign and domestic policy

      3. Makin Bacon Greasy Again


      4. Nuckin Futs

        Lmao EHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh..........

    34. Napoléon I Bonaparte

      The broadcast tone was longer than I expected

      1. Tommy

        thx for confirming new it was long cut out at 3 seconds

    35. Nick D

      Fox fux news into snewz. Tooning out takes its banality further showing need to restore Fairness Doctrine, fully updated for fullness of splendour, protecting democracy. Raygun nixed it back in 1987.

    36. Michał Mazurek

      Gdzie na krzesło z tymi buciorami...

    37. New Message

      The one time I am glad the news is so drawn out.

      1. vinny142

        It's a little sketchy though, but it does paint a pretty picture of an animated way to illusttate the news.

    38. Kenneth Buxton

      You guys are freaking hilarious

    39. free spirit

      Love it 😂

    40. Pat Mischel

      Stop this idiotic shit. I am going back to NBC.

    41. Jeff Wulf

      Can we make this separate from Colbert so we can get notifications for him and not this? 'cause.. this is always just bad.

    42. Delbane Ren

      I barely enjoyed this when it was a regular segment. Now their an adspot for a parental company’s streaming service. #youarenotamberruffinfunny

    43. Pan Darius Kairos

      I mostly come here for Tooning Out The News.

      1. Pan Darius Kairos

        @Ned Ludd That's because he's old. I still watch him, and I'm getting old too, but he''s on CBS now, not Comedy Central, and, well...we're just old. That's ok. Happened to John Stewart too. I'm not a huge fan of Trevor Noah...he's just not funny to me the same way John and Stephen are. In any case, Tooning Out The News is the best new comedy show to come along in years.

      2. Ned Ludd

        So do I. Stephen is not the same as in his heyday.

    44. Judith Smith

      No reasonable person would believe what were saying.

      1. Bobbie Ma

        I got your joke! Good one.

    45. Douglas Mendez

      Only news show that gets things 100% right.

    46. Another WorldView Is Possible

      IT WOULD BE NICE - if the Scientology Empire Studio+ would put this somewhere that more people could see it. HIDING the closest thing to 'the truth' that you'll find in the Corporatist US State Media, behind a paywall... Seems like a DELIBERATE choice.

    47. The Best

      Live Tooning out it should replace Fox news

      1. Ray Bin

        @Scott Gillespie 😅 That broadcastable?

      2. Nuckin Futs

        @Scott Gillespie touché.

      3. Scott Gillespie

        A flaming bag of dog sh!t could replace Fox News.

      4. JustVictor 17

        I though it was called star channel....

    48. Benjamin Lamothe

      I'd watch it

      1. Nuckin Futs

        All day all night.

    49. ChinaBill Chinese

      I am a you-tuber from China,god bless the kind American people

      1. Michael Thompson

        @god - dog i thought it best to observe simple engrish grammar for non wiggers

      2. JustVictor 17

        @god - dog then is a copypasta, isn't it...?

      3. god - dog

        I've read this before. It feels more like a bot than a real person that.. Bored.

      4. Michael Thompson

        english. nouns are persons places or things. nouns are capitalized

      5. Jared S

        God bless you too 🙏

    50. sanjuansteve

      Are American Republicans the most fear and greed (fear) filled (and radically bigoted) people on the planet, or does it just always seem that way? Despite the title of the book Fear, I think we’re neither discussing the properly framed problem, nor the big picture solutions yet. #FearIsTheProblem. Fear is the root of bullying, misogyny, homophobia, racism, bigotry and greed. Fear allows people to mentally wall-off their own empathy to virtually zero. #MakeBigotryShamefulAgain Three of the biggest generators of fear are 1) out-of-control capitalism and historically unsustainable and exponentially growing wealth and income inequality levels (if you lose your job you might lose healthcare access, your home, car, partner, child custody rights, etc), 2) fear-mongers like Fox/Faux/Fear News, the GOP, etc. (they’re all out to get you, all the time), and 3) religion (‘evil’ is waiting around every corner, all your life with eternal unimaginable fiery torture as a deterrent). Let’s be honest, no amount or size of Great Walls, or military spending, or nuclear arsenal, or non US soil military bases and ops, or international weapons sales, or personal weapons and magazine sizes, or of school teachers with guns, or of privatized, militarized (and systemically racist) police and mass incarceration, or of mass deportations including the Dreamers, or of bans of entire groups of people, or of intentionally torturous (and often permanently orphaning) separation of immigrant children as a deterrent, or threats to shoot rock-throwing refugees, or torture of POWs, or control over women, or Space Farces, or border moats filled with snakes and alligators, or anything else will ever Make American Republicans Feel Safe enough... Every single American Republican policy puts fear and greed (fear) before people and planet (including equality and empathy) and no single policy in the world in the modern era is as patently bigoted and of the scale as their continued fight to ban (and register, and “pre-arrest”, etc too) all Muslims (a bigotry-blanket of fear/hate covering all 1.8 billion people of all colors, from all nations, of all ages, of all sexes and sexual preferences, etc). Fear (and the empathy and critical thought it kills) is what separates the right from the left. The fear at the root of ”Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind.”-Albert Einstein Liberals hate American Republicans because all of their policies put fear and greed (fear) before people and planet (including equality and empathy). American Republicans hate liberals for the exact same reasons, because they’re afraid we’ll get in the way of their fear and greed. We’re closer to #AmericanCivilWarII than most people believe and just like before our own friends and family members would take up arms against us for not getting on board with their extreme greed and bigotries just like the Confederates in 1865 or the Nazis in 1938. With tuition free education, universal healthcare, a universal basic income (UBI) and internet access for all, we’ll raise the starting point of capitalism from zero, we’ll let you die with no money, to a level of life with dignity, reducing societal daily fears on a massive scale which will free us to welcome the coming automation revolution with open arms rather than fear and great harm. #getALLmoneyOut #EqualityMovement #BLM Call me overly positive, but I think we’re leaving the era of ‘greed is good’ and celebrating wealth and entering an era of altruism and equality. Let’s #AutomateEverything and #SkipToAbundance. #EraOfAltruism #CelebrateSelflessness

    51. thermo dynamics

      He he he ... sharp writing.

    52. H.H. Knight Reviews

      I hate Tooning Out The News, but I like the thumbnail for this video. 😍👠

    53. mary jones

      it really was a great job, ty lssc fam!

    54. Miguel Dario Basto


    55. Derek Ho 2013's

      Reel new cartoon characters

    56. Arthur Burton Morgan

      This looks like a watch able TV show for adults

      1. Gramps


      2. Makin Bacon Greasy Again

        Looks like more of colbert’s propaganda bullshit to me

      3. Decimation Juvenile

        no! no huhuh nooo! say its crap or theyll take it wawawayyy... *sob sob* D,: